Kingdra are exceedingly rare musu, so tales of them bonding with humans aren't common, their hearts ache for companionship though so if you can find one and not fear the power they hold over the sea, they might be a good fit for you!
Well look what we have here; a smug shiny absol thinking you're gonna cum first... so warm, so wet, so tight this cookie is... perfect... oh god, you might lose after all If you win, you get to finish in her asshole ;p